Latest Rage on College Campuses are "Crying Closets"

-- private, portable rooms where students can go inside, have a good cry, and emerge emotionally cleansed. Well, I have another take on this: we do not need to build new crying closets when we have them already available, more or less. You could line up a bunch during midterms or finals week in sort of a "two lines, no waiting" scenario. Also, you could get a bunch and label them as appropriate for however many genders your politically correct college administration deems extant on your particular campus, etc.